Lost....
Hey, wasn't that a TV show?
No. We are lost.
-Wait, we're lost?!
Yes, we're lost!
-Sweet, where are the cameras?
No, we're lost.
-Yea dude, we're on Lost, its a show.
No, we're in the middle of no where wandering around in a desert with no idea where we are!!
Yea, but YOU said we were on Lost, like on the -TV show, right?
No, I said we were lost.
-Ok so....are we lost or are we on Lost? I am confused now.
We ARE lost, NOT on Lost.
-Oh Sh*t! We're lost, we're lost in a desert, no one will find us, we're going to die out here. Oh man, oh man, oh man!
Never Mind, I take it back, maybe we are ON Lost after all.
-Sweet dude, dibs on the blonde.
Idiot.


**This was written by an old friend. I give him props for making it through hell and back.
I still love you, and always will. I won't name him though.